We need to talk.
I’m sending you this video because I can’t be with you anymore, and excuse me if I get emotional.
I can’t lie there in bed night after night with you beside me knowing what I know.
Knowing that you last 2 seconds. Knowing that your cock is minuscule – that I need a magnifying glass just to see it.
Knowing that you’ll never EVER going to get any better.
So, this is it. This is my ‘breakup letter’.
I’m leaving you to find a man that can satisfy me in bed, and last for more than 2 seconds.