7 ways to be my perfect submissive.
So you want to be the perfect submissive for me? Read this, then read it again, and then one last time.
1. Don’t bother me.
Sounds straightforward, but so many of you fall at the first hurdle. I have a life, and I live it. No matter how much you want it to be true, your existence doesn’t bother me, unless you anger me. So, I’m not going to stay up late to cam with you, or check my phone ever 10 seconds.
2. Do as I say.
Sounds simple, doesn’t it? It won’t surprise you to know that so many subs ignore what I say and do what they want. I’ve told many a sub to send $x.xx, and then they send $x.xy … if I’ve told you to send a certain amount, there’s a reason, and that reason is to test you.
Similarly, I have a few forms on my site (soon to be removed), that explicitly say tribute before sending … tribute before sending
3. Find out information for yourself.
The main reason I have a website is to answer all your questions, all you have to do is read. I can understand the desire to double check my email, or where to buy a gift from, but don’t. It’s a sure-fire way to piss me off.
4. I don’t care for excuses.
If I’ve never spoken to you, don’t expect me to be sympathetic if you give me excuse after excuse as to why you can’t serve, or spend, or do x, y, and z. If you’re known to me, and a long-time sub, I’ll hear the excuse, and then decide. However, don’t expect that level of familiarity quickly, most of the subs I give allowances to have served me for years.
5. Have manners!
A respectful email is far more likely to get a reply than a one sentence wank fuelled plea to lock up your cock. Simple.
6. Don’t be scared to follow up.
As long as you adherer to all the points above, I don’t mind a polite follow up email if I’ve not replied in a few weeks, and Twitter doesn’t provide an answer.
7. Pay before play.
Lastly, if you want to talk to me, pay. I know some of you baulk at this – ‘oh I’m not into financial domination’. Good for you, but my time costs, regardless of whether or not you’re into financial domination.
Depending on the day, I might answer the odd question or 2, but you best believe after that you’re paying for my time.